Yoga Poses that are Awkward to Do Naked, Part Two

Awhile back, I wrote a post called Yoga poses that are awkward to do naked. On this, the most foolish of days, I'll try and think of some more. I have to say, though: reading that last post, the ones I thought of then were really, really awkward. It will be hard to top. Or, if you will, bottoms.

Toesox Ad, Kathryn Budig. Definitely photoshopped. A lot.
  1. Standing wide legged forward fold, engaging mula bandha ("root lock")
  2. Eagle, although it might encourage the ladies to keep the arms from sinking to the chest
  3. Standing splits, worse if very flexible
  4. Seated bound angle with fold. What do you think the drishti (focal point) for that would be?
  5. Standing wind relieving pose. Or supine. Either way, there is just too much room for disaster.
  6. Plow pose. Similar to Ear Pressure Posture, similarly awkward. 
This isn't a flowing sequence. I guess you can try it at home, just keep those shades drawn, will you?

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